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My birthday : 31/08/1995
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Hi this is my blog.Anyway,I am 13 years old and lived in Jurong West.My school is ofcourse Yuhua secondary because it is very near.
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Friday, October 3, 2008
FUNNY JOKES
Organ?????!!!!
All the organs of the body were having a meeting,trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.''I should be in charge,' said the blood ,'Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.''I should be in charge,' said the stomach ,'Because I process food and give all of you energy.''I should be in charge,' said the legs,'Because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.''I should be in charge,' said the eyes,'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.''I should be in charge,' said the rectum,'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'All the other body parts laughed at the rectumand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.Within a few days,the brain had a terrible headache,the stomach was bloated,the legs got wobbly,the eyes got watery,and the blood was toxic.They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.Moral of the story the rectum is the one in charrge of everything
Eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey 's funeral. It was a weird funeral. First they put his left leg in,then took his left leg out,they put his left leg in and they shaked it all about.Then they put his right leg in and then his right leg out,they put his left leg in and they shook it all about,and so on and so forth until he was totally in.
Organ?????!!!!
All the organs of the body were having a meeting,trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.''I should be in charge,' said the blood ,'Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.''I should be in charge,' said the stomach ,'Because I process food and give all of you energy.''I should be in charge,' said the legs,'Because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.''I should be in charge,' said the eyes,'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.''I should be in charge,' said the rectum,'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'All the other body parts laughed at the rectumand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.Within a few days,the brain had a terrible headache,the stomach was bloated,the legs got wobbly,the eyes got watery,and the blood was toxic.They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.Moral of the story the rectum is the one in charrge of everything
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